bonifartius 𒂼𒄄
@bonifartius@social.cleverlibre.org
- woke?
- bespoke!
- problems?
- yes, many.
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- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen."
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
@frederic@mastodon.bayern die basis sind doch nazis!!1
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Man Misses Good Old Days When Country Music Was About The Kind Of Hoes You Farm With
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@mactonite 80% of the world's economy is based on hype.
If you can get consoomers hyped, you can make millions on a pet rock, or even a link to a JPG.
How to become a multi-millionaire in one step:
YOUR PRODUCT HERE 
It's that simple.
If you can get consoomers hyped, you can make millions on a pet rock, or even a link to a JPG.
How to become a multi-millionaire in one step:
YOUR PRODUCT HERE It's that simple.
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@xarvos My favorite commit message is "..."
Absolutely fabulous and can be re-used 10 times in a row.
@CapitalB so like.. no more hunting in ole canada? wat?
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We've passed the half-way mark in my goal to raise $2,000 for my @UtahFosterCare 53K charity run in 9 days.
My wife and I fostered two amazing kids who are still very much part of our hearts.
If you could donate, it would mean the world.
Please RT. 💜
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🌿 
:ignucius:
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Tenets of IT. This one should probably be underlined and bold:
31. You are replaceable at work, no matter how highly you think of yourself. You are not replaceable at home.
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Please take care of yourself. That's the only way you can take care of others.
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Elon Musk should be tried for his grimes against humanity
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@jrballesteros05 @bonifartius switzerland has an online database where you need to manage your farm animals. It is hell.
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reminder that adblock is always, no matter the situation, completely morally okay. after all, if you're on a metered wifi connection or on mobile data, you're wasting your limited bandwidth to view those ads, so you're essentially paying to watch them. even if you're on an unlimited network, you're still wasting lots of time by waiting for pages or content to load slower due to ads having to load in.
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@freeschool promethean fire. Idk. Current tech is spooky as fuck. I see huge potential in what humanity can do with a general concerted effort towards something better. I've been trying to engage with that idea on my main posts.
If you're interested I'd appreciate you reading and engaging in any dialogue that tickles your fancy. I think people could do something so beautiful with a proper bottom-up movement.
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@bonifartius lol, I guess goverment pages are shit no matter which country are you from.
@jrballesteros05 we have a census here in germany this year. of course their page is behind cloudflare. no reason for concern though, it's a german cloudflare datacenter! xD
- woke?
- bespoke!
- problems?
- yes, many.
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen."
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
