bonifartius 𒂼𒄄
@bonifartius@social.cleverlibre.org
- woke?
- bespoke!
- problems?
- yes, many.
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- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen."
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
happy summer solstice! many bees and bumblebees on the bramblebushes today :)
@CapitalB i'm a strong proponent of the idea that we have enough idiots already and don't need to import extra idiots. just throw out people who don't behave.
@CapitalB idk, it's okish here in smaller towns. you get some of the unsavory ones, but also normal people who just want to be left alone and aren't bothering anyone. fwiw, i also don't like native german idiots who make a ruckus.
@CapitalB
well, everyone knows big cities are lost forever at this point.
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It's cool when the monitoring software is behind the same Cloudflare outage as the sites it's monitoring
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It is hilarious, and really amazing how quickly Cloudflare became almost a critical piece of the internet just by giving away. Now one company has a problem and 10% of the internet disappears lmao
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"I'm sorry ma'am, your husband had a stroke and was unable to dial 911 because a cloudflare outage caused Verizon to crash. Also even if he was able to it's not like our Tesla ambulances would have been able to get to him without an internet connection"
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HAPPY FRIDAY GOD BLESS
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came across a gorgeous melody a while ago, came from a (I believe) Chinese folk song about a woman who was kidnapped by a bandit and killed herself in order to avoid betraying her love.
there's a couple different renditions of it youtube but I can't find it, any help would be appreciated
@Johncdvorak you know, it's almost if the conspiracy theorists were onto something xD
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File under, "They are trying to kill the human race." Dept.
@LukeAlmighty @beardalaxy
> sexy wins both time
you'll all end up in horny jail!
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Gas prices are out of control. Luckily, I'm introducing a car that runs on printer ink.
- woke?
- bespoke!
- problems?
- yes, many.
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen."
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
