bonifartius 𒂼𒄄
@bonifartius@social.cleverlibre.org
- woke?
- bespoke!
- problems?
- yes, many.
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen."
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
racist joke
@cnx now i want some shakshuka https://www.themediterraneandish.com/shakshuka-recipe/
@cnx there you go
iirc there is a bot around generating random versions of this meme
@apinae from my experience it's much more easy to get things wrong with emoji vs. the classical emoticons. a :) goes a long way, selecting the right one from the emojis is almost impossible 😬
@apinae i guess i'm just too accustomed to PEOPLE 👏 DOING 👏 THIS 👏 with extremely stupid takes.
maybe 🙌 ? or 🙏 ? i know it's called "pray" but i have more often seen it in the "thank you" context.
or just no emoji ;)
bonifartius 𒂼𒄄
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@KonataWagner
she seems to see that it was her wrong though, putting her into the upper 1% of humanity still able of this.
@LukeAlmighty @matrix
@LukeAlmighty @matrix grandmas are off limits.
the new squirtorus xscreensaver hack is really "interesting" xD
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bonifartius 𒂼𒄄
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Very well said! Those that have been around since the BBS and USENET era, this is nothing new. But it is much more intimidating to those only comfortable inside the liberal womb of Twitter.
MY APPROACH:
Welcome to the Fediverse!
... and a rich wealth of new voices, some you may find offensive!
But this isn't Twitter, there is no morality police here, except you! Also no algorithms boosting hostility.
Just tune your own feed, using the tools below and enjoy the conversation!
bonifartius 𒂼𒄄
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@apinae
hell, i don't even know what to write there in this case. it started as an idea for
> why can't i hold all these free speeches
but it turned out as random memery. so you could title it
> why can't i hold all these creepy emoji concoctions
aswell.
also please don't 👏 clap when asking people a favor.
bonifartius 𒂼𒄄
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that's what you get for handing me gimp and too much time.
@brenns10 welcome to the mainstream.
bonifartius 𒂼𒄄
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This is absolutely absurd. Google has decided that since my Mastodon server is visually similar to other Mastodon servers (hint, it's supposed to be) that it's an unsafe forgery?
Ugh. Now I get to wait for a what will likely be a long manual review cycle, while all the other people using the site see this deceptive, scary banner.
@mangeurdenuage just listen to your body. either you throw up or don't :P
- woke?
- bespoke!
- problems?
- yes, many.
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen."
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
