bonifartius 𒂼𒄄
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- woke?
- bespoke!
- problems?
- yes, many.
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- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen."
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one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
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@xianc78 sure, that's why i wrote "a bit too obvious" :P
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otoh it's german lefties reaping what they sowed. everyone interviewed in this documentary is completely retarded: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3poXt4iPvw
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arthropod of the day
Crap I forgot to post this here again --- Arthropod of yesterday!!
Fen Raft Spider -
Also known as the Great Raft spider, this European species is found mostly in the United Kingdom.
According to the IUCN Red List of Threatened Species, this species is vulnerable because there are only three populations of the Fen spider known in Suffolk, East Sussex, and near Swansea.
Great Raft spiders are among Britain’s largest, colored in brown or black with creamy or yellow bands along the abdomen. They have hairy legs to help them move along the surface of the water and can use them to catch fish and tadpoles.
Fen Raft Spider -
Also known as the Great Raft spider, this European species is found mostly in the United Kingdom.
According to the IUCN Red List of Threatened Species, this species is vulnerable because there are only three populations of the Fen spider known in Suffolk, East Sussex, and near Swansea.
Great Raft spiders are among Britain’s largest, colored in brown or black with creamy or yellow bands along the abdomen. They have hairy legs to help them move along the surface of the water and can use them to catch fish and tadpoles.
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ok, it's getting a bit too obvious now that the cia is trying to fuck europe: apparently germany has developed a huge crack problem in recent years.
yeet 
:ina_hammer: 
@Moon which came first, franky goes to hollywood or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niumQLDL_k0
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I've had this image on my desktop for years now and every time I open it and re-read it I send a silent thank you to hyperactivehedgehog for posting it because it *always* makes me laugh.
"I cannot teach you about the mushrooms." 🍄
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Prediction: There’ll be an assassination attempt on Javier Milei sometime in the next 5-6 wks.
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>An Irish Halloween tradition is to serve colcannon with a ring and a thimble hidden in the dish. Prizes of small coins such as threepenny or sixpenny bits were also concealed inside the dish.[6] Other items could include a stick indicating an unhappy marriage, and a rag denoting a life of poverty.[7] The dish champ is similar but made with scallions, butter, and milk.[2] It was traditional to offer a portion of champ to the fairies by placing a dish of colcannon with a spoon at the foot of a hawthorn.[8]
Irish/10
Irish/10
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🌿 
:ignucius:
Fedi needs more Llamas.
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my autistic boyfriend just punched his wife's lover's landlord who is also my landlord so i have to get out of this situation, i'm neurodivergent and can't work so please paypal me the price of a new iphone
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If you're happy and you know it, overthink.
If you're happy and you know it, overthink.
If you're happy and you know it,
give your brain a chance to blow it.
If you're happy and you know it, overthink.
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Archaeologists excavating ancient city of Amastris, today Amasra, on Black Sea coast in northern Türkiye, have discovered a beautifully preserved statue of a 'Water Nymph'.
A 153cm tall sculpture is missing only left side of its nose and its right hand. Archaeologists estimate that statue dates back to 2nd Century AD.
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German is so efficient. You say "Fachkräftemangel" for "Companies not paying enough to attract suitable candidates and then complaining to the state to worsen the work environment for everyone so their shitty jobs find candidates again." what a beautiful language
@PaulaToThePeople
> our well funded movement, which has wide support in politics and society, against some people and organizations is dying
> clearly the fault of the people and organizations we are viciously fighting, how dare they to not support us!
picrel
- woke?
- bespoke!
- problems?
- yes, many.
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen."
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
