bonifartius 𒂼𒄄
@bonifartius@social.cleverlibre.org
- woke?
- bespoke!
- problems?
- yes, many.
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- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen."
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
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@p @ledocool431 You knew you were in the company of a thinking man when their toilet was accompanied by one of these, freshly rotated with current issues
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@istvan@noagendasocial.com @p all time favorite reading the backside of whatever cleaning product you can reach whilst sitting on the bowl
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Everyone has the vague idea that cell phones made the world a dumber place, but the reasons why are usually vague. I know the reason: it's because cell phones have radically altered the bathroom.
It used to be possible to roll up a newspaper under your arm and take a one-hour shit in perfect silence. This is when people have their best ideas, the ideas that move all their other ideas forward: when you are doing one thing and that thing is nothing.
That's how it all went sideways, man. Your fuckin' phone buzzes. Is it your side hustle, or is someone spamming you to promote their side hustle? Someone's knocking at the door. Music starts playing: the woman said you were crazy for declaring the waterproof bluetooth shower speaker "an abomination before the Lord", but now she has clicked the wrong shit and some douchebags' fucking podcast about AI startups is stopping you from staring blankly at the wall in peace. An alert on the phone: overdraft fees triggered by microtransactions. The only thoughts you have had in that room for months are about which politicians to kill to bring back peaceful shits.
This is how we used to take dumps back in the day and it was FINE:
computertoilet.jpg
It used to be possible to roll up a newspaper under your arm and take a one-hour shit in perfect silence. This is when people have their best ideas, the ideas that move all their other ideas forward: when you are doing one thing and that thing is nothing.
That's how it all went sideways, man. Your fuckin' phone buzzes. Is it your side hustle, or is someone spamming you to promote their side hustle? Someone's knocking at the door. Music starts playing: the woman said you were crazy for declaring the waterproof bluetooth shower speaker "an abomination before the Lord", but now she has clicked the wrong shit and some douchebags' fucking podcast about AI startups is stopping you from staring blankly at the wall in peace. An alert on the phone: overdraft fees triggered by microtransactions. The only thoughts you have had in that room for months are about which politicians to kill to bring back peaceful shits.
This is how we used to take dumps back in the day and it was FINE:
computertoilet.jpg
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"The brain of the deceased was destroyed, removed and discarded, because the Egyptians didn't know the functions and importance of the brain."
C'mon, they conserved all the organs but "destroyed" the brain? To me that sounds a lot like they knew exactly what they were dealing with.
@shebang they also did trade with most of the world known to the "old world" back then :)
> Im Gazastreifen dauern die Gefechte an. Die israelische Armee kündigte zum Schutz von Zivilisten eine Fluchtroute in den Süden des Gebiets an. Diese soll vier Stunden geöffnet sein.
und im besten schland aller zeiten muss man jetzt dafür dankbar sein das die ein paar stunden lang nicht dresden 45 spielen wollen sonst ist man antisemit.
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"pro palestine" vs. "anti israel", select your spin :)
@GinNig
it's absolutely infuriating how many people just go to a funeral in cheap jeans and a black shirt not even properly buttoned up. not a speck of decency.
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Just got back from a funeral service
Let me tell ya guys: Have a suit that's appropriate for a funeral. I'm noticing the more services I go to, young people (20s-30s) don't have clothes for anything higher than their mundane lives. Buy a suit for a wedding, buy a suit for a funeral, buy respectable that show you actually cared to show respect
Let me tell ya guys: Have a suit that's appropriate for a funeral. I'm noticing the more services I go to, young people (20s-30s) don't have clothes for anything higher than their mundane lives. Buy a suit for a wedding, buy a suit for a funeral, buy respectable that show you actually cared to show respect
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@bonifartius Es ist zum Wohle der Allgemeinheit, passen Sie sich an. ;D
14.10.2023 Berlin Jüdin & Israelin festgenommen: Iris Hefets "Jüdische Stimme für gerechten Frieden"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0K6iXjlUEM
gleich kommen wieder die speichellecker aus der ecke und erklären das weil sie klagen könnte wir immernoch rechtsstaat seien.
als ob dieses regieren per dekret noch irgendwas mit recht und ordnung zutun hat.
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Just had a sandwich. Incredible how a couple slices of tomato can make it superb. Love tomatoes, keep the good work my lovely red friends.
- woke?
- bespoke!
- problems?
- yes, many.
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen."
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
