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How many Microsoft marketeers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They declare darkness a new standard and start selling broken light bulbs as implementations of such standard.
@EU_Commission We used to have a decentralised Internet in the 90s. It was called "the Internet".
It’s weird that my drawing tablet works perfectly on any system that doesn’t use systemd (like my #guix desktop) 🤔
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen."
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.