bonifartius 𒂼𒄄 @bonifartius@social.cleverlibre.org

[Disclaimer: I know that the chance of actually finding something via Mastodon post is super low, but I'll try]

Looking for #clojure (#clojurescript) or #guile (#scheme ) #job opportunities.

@m0urs

P.S.

Was, sorry, schwurbelt der da?
"beginnen schon bereits jetzt damit, diejenigen die sich nun mit FFP2 Maske schützen möchten, zu denunzieren..."

Denunzieren? Bei wem denn?!?

Weiß der überhaupt, was das Wort bedeutet?

Er weiß wahrscheinlich, wie man es macht, doch nicht, wie man es nennt :P

“Haha lol banks use 60 year old programming languages!”

Yes, young whippersnapper, that’s because they need things to be reliable and not change all the time, the code probably has to run for another 60 years.

“Modern” devs could learn a lot from not trying chase every trendy new framework and every shiny new programming language.

@birdulon @sevvie “gary? We noticed what you have been posting in your off hours and I’m sorry to say we’re activating the uh….well you call it the “JAR CLAUSE” in your employment contract”

“…..what? But that was private”

“yes well, it still reflects on the company, so we’re going to exercise the option regardless….sorry. I hate doing this, just know I vehemently disagree with this, but, y’know, it’s my job so…..”

“…….”

“would you feel any better if I said your brain jar will look just like one of the um….let me see…the ‘B’omarr Monks‘ of star wars return of the jedis?”

“sniff…..yeah, that’s actually pretty cool, thanks”

Is there an easy way to download just the subtitles for a YouTube video? Or even better, a website that provides them? (Yes.)

Like, I'm currently looking at an invidious site, not even YouTube, and it's got captions and I want to get all of them on one page.

Okay, there's actually a subtitles option on invidious for subtitles. A little noisy with all the timestamps, but I think this will do. (I'm on my phone and have somewhat limited text processing skillz atm.)

"Winning the hearts and minds of the people."
An old CCP euphemism for organ harvesting.

Vox Populi, Vox Dei

Wait what? One of the most used #Rust libraries ships a BINARY that has been proven to NOT EVEN MATCH THE SOURCE? How can Rust people think this is acceptable?

And here I was thinking that you need to trust their binaries to bootstrap Rust at all was bad, but now it’s also you need to trust the binaries of random developers. Or that I thought it was bad that they tried to infect all modern software using their “Rewrite it in Rust” movement so that you can no longer run it on less common OSes / CPUs (because if you would mention that, they’d just tell you to go fuck yourself, essentially. librsvg, anyone? python-cryptography, anyone?).

I think we have reached the point: Rust needs to die. Not because the language is bad, but because of it’s community. It needs to be ripped out of everything and Rust code needs to be rewritten in something else with a less toxic community.