bonifartius 𒂼𒄄
@bonifartius@social.cleverlibre.org
- woke?
- bespoke!
- problems?
- yes, many.
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen."
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
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@raccoon My impression of you is that you are smart, inquisitive and kind, which is 99th-percentile in terms of quality.
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considering a trip in germany and why not switzerland too
likely in february, post FOSDEM
who would like to meetup?
likely in february, post FOSDEM
who would like to meetup?
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🌿 
:ignucius:
>people use LastPass
>a proprietary software
>passwords are leaked
>a proprietary software
>passwords are leaked
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What's it like being a parent?
Just imagine there's a two-and-a-half-foot-tall human blend of you and your partner and multiple times every day you have to tell that little shrimpy person to put the lids back on all the markers in your house.
It sounds crazy but it's the most rewarding experience of my lifetime.
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BEAUTIFUL JAPAN
姫路城 [Himeji Castle] located in Kōbe.
Photo credit to the owner
#Japan #Kōbe #HimejiJo #HimejiCastle #Shōan
is this a voluntaryist hymn? 
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The last day of the Endless September is scheduled for 11132 Sep 1993: https://support.google.com/groups/answer/11036538?hl=en
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man goes to doctor. says he's depressed. says life seems harsh and cruel. says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. doctor says, "treatment is simple. o-zone's song dragostea din tei is on youtube. go and listen to it on repeat. that should pick you up."
man leaves and returns shortly after. "thanks doctor," he smiled, "i do feel better now."
man leaves and returns shortly after. "thanks doctor," he smiled, "i do feel better now."
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der moderne linke vergleicht friseure mit parkuhren ✌️
@bonifartius @rahmstorf Nur weil Sie es nicht verstehen, ist es trotzdem wahr. War mir aber klar, dass Sie eher die auf der antisozialen Seite steh...
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Nur weil Sie es nicht verstehen, ist es trotzdem wahr. War mir aber klar, dass Sie eher die auf der antisozialen Seite stehen.
Und jetzt können Sie sich eine Parkuhr oder einen Friseur suchen. Mit absichtlich ignoranten Leuten vergeude ich nicht meine Zeit.
Genießen Sie die Klimakrise. EOD.
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boy, people love the chains.
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- woke?
- bespoke!
- problems?
- yes, many.
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen."
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
