bonifartius 𒂼𒄄
@bonifartius@social.cleverlibre.org
- woke?
- bespoke!
- problems?
- yes, many.
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- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen."
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
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:ignucius:
de covid tinfoil
corona ist zumindest für die tagesschau vorbei. eigenen link dazu gibts nicht mehr.
peak der meldungen fast so hoch wie letzten winter. die erkrankungen sind - irgendwie - innerhalb der letzten woche von ~6500 auf ~150. bei den letzten wellen war die abnahme der erkrankungen langsamer.
alles schon "spannend".
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@eiZen I'm kind of gratified that my most paranoid anarchist ideas, all the dystopian horrors I've been saying "this is really cool but it should only be fiction!" have turned out to be real. I'm *not* crazy, it really was that bad.
The oil & tobacco companies really did know they were killing everyone. Didn't care.
I'm just waiting for UFOs to be proven to be organ-harvesting aliens, and the JFK report to say Nixon paid off CIA assassins who framed the patsy, and I'll be fully vindicated.
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School emails all changed domains for bureaucratic reasons, and when the computers rebooted last night all licensed software is now locked out because it's registered to a (now inaccessible) email. Shockingly, the district's tech support has no idea how to help. Every program and department dependent on tech is now at a screeching halt.
"Lol," said the scorpion. "Lmao."
"Lol," said the scorpion. "Lmao."
- woke?
- bespoke!
- problems?
- yes, many.
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen."
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
