bonifartius 𒂼𒄄
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- woke?
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- problems?
- yes, many.
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- sure, nouns are nice
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen."
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one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
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Tweeted this reply a few minutes ago. The reply also went to @parang who is the current CEO of twitter. Let's see if I get my account yanked for misinformation.
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i think one of my least favorite developments of contemporary internet culture is the concept of a "video tutorial"
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How the fuck can canuckistanis give up their guns like a year after the government tried to delete citizens from banking without trial because they supported a fucking protest!?
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Thou shalt not Ogle Gun Jesus
– Browning, 19:11
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i miss the cd rom era when you could plug in a disc and just get random weirdness that you click through. maybe a dancing bear who sings songs. maybe some myst thing with a dark cyberpunk future. maybe a monthly “magazine” about how angsty gen x feels about the world
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kids and guns are iffy for me. We always had them growing up and were taught proper respect and handling. But some kids just aren't ever going to be responsible enough to have a gun in the house unsecured. And you don't necessarily know, the kid you think you could trust surprises you and does something stupid. Kids are stupid.
Take your kids hunting and target shooting, teach them firearm safety and responsibility, but probably keep the guns locked up when not in use. Hiding a handgun is not good enough, your kid will find it.
Take your kids hunting and target shooting, teach them firearm safety and responsibility, but probably keep the guns locked up when not in use. Hiding a handgun is not good enough, your kid will find it.
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it's quite interesting how people by calling russians "orcs" and the like are becoming the thing they fear the most. all without noticing.
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What is the best thing about living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.
- woke?
- bespoke!
- problems?
- yes, many.
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen."
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
