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- woke?
- bespoke!
- problems?
- yes, many.
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- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen."
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
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> 67.000 Zeitungen schickt die Süddeutsche Zeitung jeden Tag in den Einzelverkauf. Nur 23.500 Exemplare finden einen Abnehmer – die restlichen 43.500 Exemplare nimmt die Süddeutsche zurück. Von der Frankfurter Allgemeinen Zeitung gehen jeden Tag 58.000 Exemplare in den Verkauf – und 40.000 Exemplare wieder zurück.
warum drucken die denn dann so viel?
warum drucken die denn dann so viel?
"strafrechtlich relevante musik" klingt auch eher nach sharia und auspeitschen für musik.
> Bei einer bundesweiten Razzia hat die Polizei in mehreren Bundesländern zahlreiche Gebäude durchsucht. Die Verdächtigen sollen strafrechtlich relevante Musik vertrieben haben - so der Vorwurf. Durchsucht wurde auch ein Objekt auf Mallorca. [tagesschau]
ah, mallorca, das 17. bundesland!
@McMongoose what do you think how big mileis chances are of winning the second election?
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The future will be written in:
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fellas i hope you all like cheese. cheese is based as hell and trad to slice a bit off before bed. humans dont deserve cheese, its decadent. the guide to getting gf says you can literally fascinate a girl with a piece of cheese. why are we all not cheesemaxxing
the only way to stop EU "legislation" like chat control is to stop having an EU. only way to stop having an EU is having the members stop enforcing it. only way to stop the enforcing is no enforcers. act accordingly.
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Which hand is your dominant hand and which hand do you use the knife with?
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After so many shitposts it's time for a nice-post
correction: thought it was meloni, but apparently it's "Zuzana Čaputová" who has kaputt AI legses here :)
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Al Jazeera’s Gaza Bureau Chief Finds Out Live On Air His Wife and Children Are Dead https://www.mediaite.com/news/al-jazeeras-gaza-bureau-chief-finds-out-live-on-air-his-wife-and-children-are-dead/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon
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Now, this is a prime example of peak efficient web design: https://hackerboards.com
- loads in under 200ms
- 132 KB transferred
- works without #JavaScript
- uses system font and native controls
- still looks and feels good
Well done @hackerboards!
My only gripe is that it doesn't respect `prefers-color-scheme` of the browser.
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People figuring out that Dominoes deliveries to the Pentagon have spiked in the past few days to indicate that some major shit is going down and they are working overtime there is a fun use of OSINT
- woke?
- bespoke!
- problems?
- yes, many.
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen."
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
