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Hey @SinclairLore , can you make a podcast of Sophie getting very upset at the theory that the formless odeon from Bloodborne is the formless mother from elden ring?

Here's another: I don't know why people seem to forget this, but one book of the bible is just one epic erotic poem.

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Tell me your favorite facts that are true that sound false! I'll start: there's officially a masonic lodge on the moon.

Flavor is nutty, tasting strongly of cashews. 1 cup, cooked with target generic ramen broth and finished with 2 tablespoons of butter, served with runny eggs,seasoned with Deep brand dry garlic chutney. Holy cow is this good.

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Inspired by @paulrpotts, I ordered rice directly from Lundberg. First up is the black pearl. It cooked up perfectly on the white rice setting in the zojirushi. Texture is dense and chewy, it doesn't puff up nearly as much as brown or white rice.

@nobilis
I mean, yeah, and crypto-blog articles hit my feed every few days, trying to tell me what Robert Kiyosaki thinks, for some reason too. But still, listen to the quiet.

RT @megabusofficial
ok before that: i do think a worthwhile tactic is feigning ignorance and sharing info almost as gossip. like—“omg I thought so too! but i just saw this article about xyz, have you seen it? i was shocked to learn that…”

it’s surprisingly difficult but i’ve seen it work well

You know, it's funny. Dan Simmons writes women badly and I want to throw the book into the sun, but Clive Barker writes women badly and I love it and can't get enough.

Me: what's that one amazing song they play at coronations? I might tune in for that.
My Brain: Zardoz The Priest!
Me: That... Cannot possibly be the correct answer.
My Brain: I AM EXTREMELY CONFIDENT IN THIS ANSWER AND CANNOT BE CONVINCED OTHERWISE
Me: what is wrong with you

RT @chrisdancy
Last time the CDC spent 10 minutes talking about Candida auris, was ripping through the community.

But yeah, have lunch at Applebees.

RT @ProfessaJay
Took a major L today. Signed up for a class at the Y because the boxing gym is closed for renovations. Got in and a it’s a bunch of middle aged women in there, like silver sneakers club. I thought I signed up for the wrong class, I almost left but didn’t wanna be disrespectful.

@fossesq@fosstodon.org
I'm just saying, significantly fewer sky wolves to the south!

@fossesq@fosstodon.org
Have you tried going south to get your ass kicked instead of going north?

Possibly, but tbh she picked an optimization problem that entire companies are created to solve. That said, I think she's on to something, chatGPT might be *very* good at generating test data.
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RT @shanselman
Would it have been faster to just code it? Honest question. This thread is like the business user explaining the requirements to the PM, then the coder, then a ton of iteration. twitter.com/rachel_l_woods/sta
twitter.com/shanselman/status/

I've just been informed that it's lesbian visibility week, so go ahead and find a lesbian to stare at. She won't mind.

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