"You idiot," Spiker hissed, "why did you go in person? They'll be putting your DNA through the system any second."
"Oh, I hope so," Angst replied, "my DNA's patched with a 0day exploit of the analysis library the Feds use; the minute they put it in, it'll be calling home to my command server."
Spiker just stared.
"Always remember," Angst added smugly, "sanitize your user input, even if it's their base sequences."