BREAKING: The US EPA has just fined Elon Musk and Tesla 50 cents for egregious, continuous and systematic pollution. Tesla lawyers have vowed to appeal.

JUST IN: The Tesla pollution fine has been reduced from 50 cents to 5 cents by the EPA. Politicians had said that the agency had vastly overreached, and was increasingly an obstacle to progress and innovation. The EPA has apologized profusely to Elon and has said it will try to do better the next time.