"Me, I don't have the talent, or courage, to do stand up comedy. But I know all about crashing and burning. My last lovely, beautiful grant wasn't even discussed. I'm currently awaiting the bad reviews on the next one, while I'm writing yet another one. I work very hard, and no, it doesn't feel fair."

https://journals.biologists.com/jcs/article/136/17/jcs261520/326613/The-system-I