1-600-DOCTORB @dumdumjobes@social.cleverlibre.org

One of my favorite books

#CatsCradle #Vonnegut

saying "I was wrong" in meetings: boring. puts the blame on you.

"I hallucinated": modern. shows you're using the latest tech. it's not your fault you're wrong.

I’m mad that I can’t find my thesaurus. Mad. Very mad. So, so mad. Really super mad. Like, unbelievably mad.

@babe This made me think of you. 🤣

🖐️🕵️

#crime #AIgenerated #GAI #hands #funny

Blessed are the cheesemakers

I swear, half the CVEs I hear about are “if your computer is connected to the internet and someone sends you a text message, they now have your power of attorney”

and the other half is “if a trained thief were to sneak into your house and replace your hard drive with an identical copy, an attacker with an exact predictive model of that drive could interrogate the SSD wear leveling algorithm and reduce the search space for your bitlocker password by up to 12 bits _without you even noticing_”

happy kissinger is dead day, to all who celebrate 🎉

IT in a nutshell 😂

First they came for the journalists, who were very surprised to find themselves in a giant warehouse filled with minorities, immigrants, disabled, trans, and gay people.

If the trouble would be doubled if you stay, you should go. Kind of a no brainer.

Enjoy, sickos