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There are kids in my house asking the Alexa to play music and I’m sitting here thinking “There’s no way that’s the real name of a real song by a real artist…” and then 5 seconds later a song comes on. I’m that many years old now.
Just two back-to-back thoughts that popped in my head, completely unrelated.
Not to kink shame or anything, but I'm pretty sure Mike Pence would let Trump shit in his mouth.
Are you telling me they could've named the software "scumbag", and then chose NOT to?!?
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@Catvalente there's a reason I saved this image immediately. (:
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I definitely need this Obvious Plant fake SNES game to be a real thing I can play. Please?
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The conversation I have with myself every day when I log onto on this website
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Social media CEO should be something you go to jail for.
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Tech enthusiasts: I have two Amazon Echos in every room!
Computer science experts: Next to my wireless router, I keep a loaded SIG-Sauer P229 in case the lights blink funny
Computer science experts: Next to my wireless router, I keep a loaded SIG-Sauer P229 in case the lights blink funny
Land of Confusion by Genesis is the song that Trent Reznor has been trying to write for the last twenty years. Listen to it and tell me I’m wrong. I dare you.
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Imagine how corrupt you have to be as a Republican Attorney General to get impeached by a Republican legislature in TEXAS
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Strapping rockets to koroks in Tears of the Kingdom is a real time saver. Highly recommended.
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My plea to brands planning on doing LGBTQ Pride-marketing: make your decisions now, not when the right has a (predictable) freak out. https://www.readtpa.com/p/brands-need-to-make-decisions-about
My New Model M arrived. I am a very happy camper today.
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full of country goodness and green peaness
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