Thought for the day: Air Fryers are obviously the next instar (larval stage) of the venerable Instant Pot. They seem to have hatched from the 1980s Food Processor and they're on an ontological road to somewhere ... so what do they mature into next? Microwave ovens? Or something new and terrifying?

Clearly the final reproductive form of the air fryer will be a 3D meat printer that runs off pink slime (or tofu, if you insist). You can also run it off human cells from an in vitro culture medium. It has various adjuncts to control texture, flavour, crispiness/sliminess/mouth feel, etc. and can print different types of "meat" in concentric layers, so instant turducken. Can print novelty foods, eg. cthulhuducken (seafood), meat loaves with fake human babies embedded in them, fuckpig heads.