So earlier today I was talking to a stranger being all buddy and this woman walks by in a low cut shirt he says.

"Wow, she looks like a real slut, her tits are practically hanging out."

To which I replied, rather perplexed

"Why would you complain about tits, tits are awesome!"

Not sure if I'm a hero for saying that or an asshole, but one thing I know for sure, I'm honest.