@icedquinn They had to come out, they couldnt get any welfare checks while they were still in the womb.

@freemo @icedquinn
not true, stay tuned for 2023 when a multimillionaire German Shepherd runs for Governor- completely unrelated to the one that sold its estate in Florida this week.

https://www.businessinsider.com/dog-sells-miami-mansion-owned-by-madonna-millionaire-wealth-2021-11

@lucifargundam

I will tell you this very second, if a dog ever winds up on the ballot for the presidential election he is going to win it by a landslide.

Human candidate: I will raise everyones taxes by 50% to pay for new police shotguns we will use to enforce a new round of COVID lock downs

doggo: Free beefy snacks for everyone, also government funded belly scritches.

@icedquinn

@freemo @icedquinn
-It would be illegal to put dogs down
-Dogs would be given homes and jobs
-Healthcare for dogs increases
+Surge in dog-themed #Netflix shows
+Illegal to call a human a dog/bitch, as it's an insult to dogs; same with using the phrase "doggy-style".
=Pharmaceutical and various previous non-dog industries start looking for openings to approach dog lovers
=Insurance for dogs becomes more popular
=Illegal to shoot a dog without trying to calm it down first. Additional police training required

@lucifargundam @freemo there was a model who literally did have sleep streams.

i'm amazed by how easy money is for people with high CHA scores.

@icedquinn

Women: ::literally does nothing other than has breasts:: makes $785K a year

Men: ::has 5 degrees, 20 years of experience, and is the creator of the 5th largest Linux distro in the world:: $30K salary

Women: We really need to do something about women getting under paid and try to eliminate the wage gap. Its really not fair on women.

@lucifargundam

@freemo @lucifargundam to be fair those are women who are unwilling or unable to look pretty who complain about that.

@freemo @lucifargundam one of the models i'm aware of apparently became a trained chef and now just does torture porn because she has more fun and gets paid like 10x+ for far less effort.

i think taleb tried to warn us humans are economic retards

@icedquinn

You cant really call that sexism then can you. People arent being prejudice towards them for being females, they are being prejudice towards them for being ugly. Just saying...

@lucifargundam

@lucifargundam

I'm not sure selling pills from your adderall prescription counts as work, but I'll give you this, its still more work than most millennial do.

@icedquinn