A machine exists. A button is on the machine, and a label says "Push the button for a juicy red apple!"

1,000 people line up and press the button. 1,000 people receive juicy red apples.

I push the button. A boxing glove protrudes and punches me in the nuts.

1,000 more people push the button for juicy red apples. They tell me I surely used the equipment improperly.