Of course in the US there are people who think that ... the postal service is communism. Or that any government service is communism.
And of course communism is the worst most evil thing in the universe.
To be honest I don't really know what I think about communism I've grown up soaking in absurd definitions and extreme positions. So communism is the postal service and communism is evil... this leads us to the absurd conclusion that mail carriers are the servants of Satan.