MASTODON MINI-JOKE / MINI-POKE

MAN 1 - What's your name and rank solider? ("what's your job")

MAN 2- Err... I like a lot of things? ("Some of x and some of y? And actually I think working for banks or government doesn't help oout position")

MAN 1- That's no good, you're either being evasive and uncover something and you're a hippie for sticking to nature and not uber-fast all-you-can-eat-tech... munch munch munch all that nature... and since I can't identify you in 5secs or 2 two messages you're obviously no use in my mentality of "snipers re the best and only wanted things in the world" and useless because "being average in everything is NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME"
so either I don't message back or go back to my den full of computers and other people similar (sometimes known as a hackerspace).

MAN 2 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Ooookay...

MAN 2 tries another person

GOTO LINE 3

SUMMARY
It is hard for me to say what I do other than love everything I do... it's not a job unless you want to call it simply 'living' or "consciousnesses choosing things"
I admit it's hard because I can - often those on the other side of conversation I think can't admit why they are so troubles by people who like many things or find it hard to explain. I have given people lists but I think that just makes it worse or they think I'm being sarcastic when it's not "1 main thing in life" or validated by government company as "job".

"Good grief" I hear a famous comic strip character say.