They're after me... @frickinLasers@social.cleverlibre.org

Life keeps trying to teach me lessons, like it doesn't know who it's dealing with.

[trapped in the trunk of a car]
him: *answers the phone* hey what’s up
me: *forgets why I called* lol not much

10 Lordes A-Leaping

Is your mastodon feed too serious?

Follow @capibarabot

You're welcome

Using Mastodon after Twitter is so weird, I feel like I just came back from war and I’m having trouble adjusting to the everyday niceties of civilian life

Both Twitter and Mastodon are non-profits, but only one of them is intentionally so.

Ah, I see the servers have hit migration speed again.

Husband: we got invited to 3 holiday parties

Me: yay people like us

Husband: are we going

Me: absolutely not

WOMEN "COMPUTERS" at NACA, the precursor to NASA (img: NASA), 1949

Women "Computers" at NACA High-Speed Flight Research Station work on test flight calculations. Under the direction of Roxanah Yancey. From L: Geraldine Mayer & Mary Hedgepeth w/ Friden; Emily Stephens confers w/ John Mayer; Gertrude Valentine on oscillograph. Dorothy Clift Hughes uses slide rule. Roxanah Yancey fills out requests

@histodons @sociology @genderoftheday #science #engineering #computing #gender #women #history #sts

Fire rainbow

bad-dump tsshhht

I put "John Mastodon, CEO of Mastodon" into DALL-E 2 and this is what it spat out.

The second photo is him founding the company in the late 1990s in his college dorm room.

#JohnMastodon

It's like trying to get all your drunk friends to follow you to the next bar.

#StableDiffusion in one comment.

enjoy some facts for your friday evening

#opossum #meme

I wish people at work would stop asking me about things I pretend to know about.

Christmas is just a plot by big everything to sell you everything.

Future historians are going to have a really hard time convincing people America was real

Is an argument between two vegans still called a beef?