I work in IT. I spend all day trying to figure out what people mean in their incomplete and typo-ridden emails.
@garyackerman
YOU SCUM STOP CRASHING IT ALL THE TIME TO GET ME PISSED. FIX IT ASAP.
@jgg Fid you submit a help ticket?
@garyackerman
ONLY TICKETS I KNOW ARE THE ONES I GET PARKING. HAVE A LOT. HOW CAN I SEND EM TO U?
@garyackerman
I NEED NO DIRECTIONS, I PARK THERE EVERY DAMN DAY.
ANYWAY, YOU DID SOMETHING, BECAUSE IT IS NOT CRASHING TODAY. SO I WIN THE BET I MADE WITH ANDY OF ACCOUNTING. THE MORON SAID PUSHING YOU ALL WON'T SOLVE ANYTHING!. HA!!