Oh, I just came up with the absolute apex way of using mastodon. An absolute billion dollar idea.

Here it is.

Toot your current "on the toilet status".

Folk who are interested can favourite or boost it.

THEN you can EDIT the toot with your current toilet status. EVERYONE who favourited or boosted it will get an INSTANT toilet status update.

p.s. this only works if you are interested in someone's current "on the toilet" status and has no other application. patent pending.