"Post Office firm Fujitsu has major £19m Government contract renewed"
Fujitsu flood helpline: "Good morning. How can I help you today?"
Flood victim: "My house has flooded and I never received a flood warning from you."
Fujitsu: "I'm sorry to hear that. No other customers have reported flooding due to adverse weather. Are you sure you didn't leave the bath tap running?"
Victim: [sobs]
@christineburns Indeed, Christine.