"Ex-MP Simon Danczuk suspended for sexting to fight byelection for Reform"
"The final straw for Labour high command came in 2016 when he was exposed as having sexted a teenage dominatrix who 'sold her toenail clippings for £10'."
Add Gorgeous George (Galloway) into this gloriously unholy mix, and the Rochdale byelection later this month promises to be fun for all the family.