Finally got around to installing Termux and YouTube-DL on my phone. l33t p01ntz gained: a few! Woo! [FF battle victory music plays]
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My dad thinks I'm a h4x0r but y'all know better that I still have at most 5 levels in
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...yes, it took me this long to figure out how to get the bleedin' youtube-dl download from Termux's place to somewhere that my File Manager could access. But hey: this was a much greater l33t p01ntz g41N than merely installing these since I had to lrn2/mv command!