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@mguhlin @brasst You are personally using it at work and other people just happen to hear it...?

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Dear Jim,
Please paint me Nigella Lawson eating a plate of Pentium 4 Processors with her metal teeth. In the background, we can see a mecha-war going on out of her window, on the streets of Bristol. Oh, and she's drinking Duracell branded battery acid.
Thanks,
otakukuma

@mguhlin works with both Twitter and Mastodon for those wanting an all-in-one that covers a lot of accounts. Decent searches, reasonable customisable timelines.

@DrRacheal The pastry and the fact it only exists in December... 😛

@jimllpaintit I love the random for the sake of it ones... Missed them actually.

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Dear Jim,

Please paint me the Stay Puft marshmallow man losing a game of mousetrap with Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall (who happens to be on fire) while Face from The A Team arrives on a pigeon dressed in leopard print Y-fronts and wedding veil, all this is taking place on the moon.

Thanks,

Phil Lucas

@InternetOfGames@awscommunity.social It is very pretty. I am useless at stealth attacks so the robo guard dogs are super annoying... Haha.

@ianhopkinson This one came with the console so it is all new to me. Stealth kills are my nemesis...

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School holidays has started and so has a new game. Getting into Horizon Forbidden West. So far I suck at the controls.. As usual!

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Dear Jim,

Please paint me Roy Walker, from Catchphrase, drawing Mr Chips 'like one of his French girls'.

Thanks,

Scott Morgan

Cringing my way through some of these 😩

My 8 y.o. was learning about probability at school and his teacher was getting the students to come up with examples of 0 chance/impossible.
"What example did you give?"
"Oh, I said that there is 0 chance of a volcano erupting potato gems...."

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Dear Jim,

Please paint me a scene where Jesus bursts into Hitler's bunker smoking a cigar and riding a T-Rex. At the same time the BTTF2 DeLorean has crashed into the bunker wall with Ash from Evil Dead II out the car shotgunning and chainsawing Nazis who speak in Commando comic German (Gott in himmel etc) and chopping through Nazi Xenomorphs from the Alien movie franchise.

Cheers,

The Dirty Tackle

@bitprophet Solid. Funny that I could stream pirated Eurovison with ease but WC Soccer... Near tumbleweeds.. Haha

@bitprophet Every match is there and can watch delayed.. That might not register?

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