Anna @jellycrystals@social.cleverlibre.org

Dear Jim,
This happened recently in a little town called Barnstaple, Devon:
http://www.thisisdevon.co.uk/Man-tried-making-love-ambulance-Barnstaple-bus/story-18137026-detail/story.html#axzz2Ku10WhjP
Please paint me what happened in this story.
It would make my life,
Claudia Capocci

Dear Jim,
Please paint me Mr. Blobby having his mugshot taken in a police station having clearly been involved in a physical altercation. Meanwhile, Noel Edmonds is dressed in ladies lingerie and is giving a statement to a police officer that resembles Captain Jack Sparrow. There are empty Dr. Pepper cans everywhere.
Many thanks,
Chris

All I want for Christmas is ²³⁵U 🤣

Went for a run this morning and now my knees sound like extra crunchy tin cans being eaten by goats

Dear Jim,
Please could you paint me Jarvis Cocker sideways on a London tube in a fireman's outfit playing the harpsichord.
Kind regards,
Frank

I may have made myself a new handbag.
With beetle lining.
I'm proud of and in love with it in equal measure.
#sewing #handmade #beetle #coleoptera #entomology

Dear Jim,

Please paint me Robocop at the checkout in Tesco, trying to decide if its worth 10p for a bag for life. He has bought a shitload of Soreen so he's going to need something sturdy.

That would be magic.

Nick Connors (age 36)