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Dear Jim,
Please paint me a bat in a leotard being distracted by a violin sticking out of a rainbow coloured bottle bank next to a three legged toffee crisp holding a mushroom and half a wasp. In the background is a turtle having a tennis lesson, and an upside down Taj Mahal covered in ears.
Thanks,
Darren Harvey

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Archive.org digitised the Vinyl LP collection of the Boston Library. I had a listen to "Heroes, Gods and Monsters of The Greek", which is amazing - the crackling of the vinyl is especially charming.
archive.org/details/vinyl_bost

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Dear Jim,
Please paint me the moment David Blunkett's guide dog is exposed as the infamous street artist Banksy... Blunkett is completely oblivious - naturally thinking the gentle hiss coming from his dog near a wall was a call of nature.

Kind regards,
Vin

Hey people. I have a yellow and I am really not a fan of using yellow ink. Do I swap it out to a yellow highlighter (also not my favourite colour) or look for a "yellow adjacent" i.e. orange ink that I can use instead. I will be using them mostly for marking/annotating student work. Because the pen itself is a yellow plastic it will do my head in if a yellow coloured pen writes with a (example) purple ink.

Went to a PD today that was actually useful. I now have to ask, any Aussie (ideally QLD) teachers using eSports as part of the 10-12 curriculum? Looking for cross-curricular use. I have plenty of plans and budget but finding it a hard sell.
@edutooters

Interested in an advertised job, but if I was successful I would lose 12 weeks of earned long service leave... Not sure I want the new job that badly.

@drake What's mathstodon like? Do I need a handle in that instance too?

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Just discovered that the World Cup match balls have microchips in them and I am a little obsessed. Going to use them as a TOK object for sure. fivethirtyeight.com/features/t
@edutooters

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My personal email is used 1% for email and 99% for logging into random shit
-Narksdog, Oct 2016

Figured I should spread the music love on both my instances;
Went to a metal gig last night as my mate's band The Lost Knights were opening. The next band, Windwaker were new to me but I loved them so much I bought a shirt. Then Northlane hammered it home. Great night of some Aussie metal.
youtube.com/@thelostknights525
youtube.com/@Windwakerofficial
youtube.com/@northlane​
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Dear Jim,

Please paint the brave little toaster in bed with two slim sexy soldiers (the bread type), smoking a cigar with used pop tart wrappers strewn across the floor and an empty tub of 'I cant believe its not butter' on the side. To the side of the room, an egg has walked in to find the scene and has spurted his yolk everywhere in anger, as the soldiers are HIS bitches. Also note he has matching Marmite curtains and bedsheets with slogan, keeping toast filthy since 1914.

Thanks,

lgh87

Looked out the window and saw something red by the fence. Some tomatoes had self sewn a few growing seasons ago! Let the harvest begin!

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Dear Jim,
Please paint me John Virgo re-enacting the famous Sgt Elias death scene from Platoon with Jim Davidson looking on disapprovingly; the Make or Break round is ruined!
Thanks,
Andy

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Email translations:

“I was under the impression”
Translation: I’m furious

“As per my email”
Translation: I’m furious

“With respect”
Translation: I’m furious

“Whilst I appreciate”
Translation: I’m furious

“As I’m sure you’re aware”
Translation: I’m furious

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Dear Jim,
Please paint me a guinea pig version of Burt Reynolds on a sun lounger being served drinks by Hulk Hogan wearing only the top half of a tuxedo.
Thanks,
littlecthulhu

moment today when I got a thank you note from a student, "for the tailored memes and the laughs that crack through a tedious and sometimes overwhelming amount of content". Nawww.

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