@ElkeNRW An octopus comes to apply for a job at the circus.
- I can play all kinds of musical instruments...
- Show us.
Octopus plays piano, guitar, violin, saxophone etc....
Everyone is delighted. The director asks:
- Can you play the bagpipes?
- I don't know what bagpipes are.... However - bring it here. I'll try.
I think I can.
They bring the bagpipes.
The octopus looks at it with surprise and tenderness for a long time and asks:
- "Can I fuck it first?