What in the name of FUCK? I just saw an ebook selling for $29.99. If you think that's outrageously expensive (or maybe [The Story of the Vivian Girls](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Darger#In_the_Realms_of_the_Unreal)), think again: Each individual chapter goes for the incredible amount of $29.95! _So much savings! Such cheap!_

And that's why ebooks are not really a thing.