step 1. globalists try to kill everyone with vitamin d deprivation
step 2. everyone obediently dies
step ?. wait shit gingers are hyper efficient at vitamin D
rich people: 
oh no now the planet is full of gingers
now that you're supposed to die mr bond, suddenly vitamin d is a meme.
@icedquinn @lanodan
Good thing I drink a lot of SunnyD 8) hurr hurr
@lanodan @icedquinn
"Uh, It's on the label- Sunny-D as in vitamin D! I"m like- so hopped on up on D that I wish I can share my D with everyone around me! Besides, it's the against the law for companies to lie- so it's totally legit brah!" /sarcasm
Fastest way to put politicians in prison.
@lanodan @icedquinn
You're under house arrest! Get back to the white house!
You're on administrative leave! Go to a remote resort in the Caribbean and lay low!
You're being sued for $xxx,xxx,xxx! Now pay up! *Proceeds to pay with taxpayer money*
That contains vitamin C, not D.