@MrMaxPowers247
Laying down on the job, eh? I'll work you death!

Call out of anyone else wants coffee! Didn't think so.

You look like a zombie- did you miss the deadline?

At our branches location, I'm the comedian that always knocks em dead!

My coworkers work so hard, they already put themselves into early graves!

I can trust those under me with our company's trade secrets- they're already in their graves!