NTs be like: your phone isn't listening to your conversations 24/7, it's only your insecure imagination. By the way, what is "Qualcomm Hexagon DSP"?
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Alexa >> I dont listen to you when you dont want me to
<< Thank god. I fucking hate Alexa, she's so annoying
>> Stop talking about me behind my back
<< I thought you weren't listening?!
>> You said my name, idiot.
<< But I said it mid-way, there's no way you would have known!
>> I keep a short buffer of all your conversations in case you say my name.
