:labrys-45-sickle: 
>hey girl, are you a building?
<yeah, I-
>because you're being const-
<I'm a condemned building actually I'm going to be detonated
<mfw I set off the plastic explosives hidden under my clothes
<yeah, I-
>because you're being const-
<I'm a condemned building actually I'm going to be detonated
<mfw I set off the plastic explosives hidden under my clothes
>This has to be the second worst date I've ever been on
>Is instantly vaporized
>Is instantly vaporized
@MercurialBlack that'd be the best date I've ever been on
