@Hyolobrika@berserker.town

I will aggressively consider your feelings with harsh criticism that favors your well-being. I will force you to enjoy a mutually pleasant and beneficial conversation on a topic of your choosing. You will forever regret not having talked to me sooner and you will surrender all notion of me being the vile, evil, scum that permeates the earth. You will be targeted and subjected to intense and brutal kindness that will leave you in tears. After all is said and done, you will spend endless, sleepless nights laying awake in bed- in neverending dread of not having had more friends like me. The amount of pain and anguish you felt before will be insurmountably dismal in comparison to the ferocious consideration for your well-being.

^^^^^something like this?