The hardest part of being self-employed is finding something of value to someone else that won't try to sue me to give it for free.
>> You're worthless.
<< Baw.... ;(
>> But I can't live without your content.
<< ...oh?
>> Give me more. I can pay the usual.
<< A bit more this time?
>> Be happy I don't pirate.
<< Fine...