Puti'n shouldn't show his face in the Netherlands, that's for sure 
Maybe I can call in a tip 
"I think I just saw the bastard in the Kremlin with my satellite"
go get 'em boiis
What's the bastard doing in the Kremlin with your satellite?
@johnlogic He was trying to steal it under his shirt! 
Luckily he's like suuper sm0ll so I noticed it rather quickly!
"Is that a satellite in your trousers or are you just happy to see me?"
@johnlogic Hahaha 
Oh John 
Thanks @stux !
A dirty mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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Don't flowers need soil to grow and bloom?
Guess you can say a dirty mind is where healthy ideas bloom.
Some may say a pothead would suffice, but that's omitting the fact that a pot may not have anything in it ;)
