LucifarGundam @lucifargundam@social.cleverlibre.org

@Clifford
You're a little late to the party

@b6hydra @worldsendless
This.

Not all 2fa is solely phone-dependant. We _do_ need to encourage diversity though...

@skells @freemo @zpartacoos
Two sides of the same coin. Spit for spat. More like a shit-talking blood-feud between cousins playing Halo:CE against each other.

@bonifartius
I'll take 1996 for $200, Alex Trebek!

@izaya
Bonk
#bonk

@dubh @Nacek@silkhe.art @leyonhjelm @gat
No pants?

Said like a true WorkFromHome employee!

@icedquinn
Fake sushi? California Roll?

@icedquinn too late. Check back in 12 hrs.

@koakuma @niconiconi
Vr with System-V on RiscV

@realcaseyrollins
I think the politically correct term is "quotos" for qoto quotes

@Pat @freemo @icedquinn
Are you not signed up for the platinum citizenship for cybernetic residents? The average lifespan for platinum level citizenship gets you replacement prosthetics and a ambulance that goes to your integrated gps coordinates upon satellite detection of a flatline.

@TFG
You could take it as good omen... The potential for a good day bursting at the seams... In this case, your teabags bursted.

@freemo @Pat
My computer runs on transdimenional ectoplasm that sends commands (known to mortals as buzzwords) to the oracle(known as Cpu). Its processing power exists beyond time and space- so it may not appear to be working, but that's only a limitation of the user. Proper use of it requires appropriate peripherals such as a looking glass(lamely called a monitor), a scrying stone(called a mouse), runes(a keyboard) along with an ancient tome(known to mortals as a manual).

@Pat @freemo
I just got it...! The joke/mistake....!

Auckland=Oakland

@Pat
The closest I could find in reference to your toot is this kid who stole a credit card to get a flight to Australia
https://youtu.be/8YO-2JsF-4M

@freemo
This implies finite space and fixed dimensional matter interaction.

@freemo @cee
This is how you get a snake in your boot...

@sergeantcat
I'm still able to see neckbeard.xyz accounts n posts atm...

In fact, someone from that instance apparently posted today.
Edit::: nvm that was a post from a year ago.