LucifarGundam @lucifargundam@social.cleverlibre.org

@baldengineer @mmu_man
Eating at your desk while watching a movie?

@ChrisHolladay @MommaMia1217

I thought pepper spray was to spice up the bedroom...

@shibao @kio

As someone who worked directly with corporate vendors- if it's refurb, it's probably been sitting a while before on their side. If it's the same one- someone who isn't getting paid enough reflashed a chip on a 10-yr old laptop and repackaged it.

@Hyolobrika@berserker.town

I will aggressively consider your feelings with harsh criticism that favors your well-being. I will force you to enjoy a mutually pleasant and beneficial conversation on a topic of your choosing. You will forever regret not having talked to me sooner and you will surrender all notion of me being the vile, evil, scum that permeates the earth. You will be targeted and subjected to intense and brutal kindness that will leave you in tears. After all is said and done, you will spend endless, sleepless nights laying awake in bed- in neverending dread of not having had more friends like me. The amount of pain and anguish you felt before will be insurmountably dismal in comparison to the ferocious consideration for your well-being.

^^^^^something like this?

@cypnk

Actually, it will still be admissible- but up to the presenter of said evidence to prove as authenticity beyond a doubt.

The current niche market for proving such material will grow around such circumstances and will be scouted by by law firms wishing to have in-house teams to work on their cases.

@eris

Tea is cheap. Cof-fee comes at a price.

Coffee is a good caffeine primer. Downplay after if sufficient the first time around.

@Tim_Eagon @bss
That's the only angle I can think of- of reasoning a sphere (cough cough, balloon) commercial about abducting Americans to attend an isolated event.

But hey, I could be overthinking it.

@Tim_Eagon @bss
Nah... It'll be fine. Being a rock n roll band and being a menace to society is still a good trend.

@iska@mk.starnix.network
mince

I don't know who need to hear this, but as a reminder- abuse of the legal system _is_ a thing and _is_ recognized in court.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Abuse_of_the_legal_system

Example:::
Vexatious litigation is legal action which is brought solely to harass or subdue an adversary. It may take the form of a primary frivolous lawsuit or may be the repetitive, burdensome, and unwarranted filing of meritless motions in a matter which is otherwise a meritorious cause of action. Filing vexatious litigation is considered an abuse of the judicial process and may result in sanctions against the offender.

@GNUxeava

Cyborgs

@shibao

Is this accidental euthanasia? Was there a "do not resuscitate"?

Oh wait, I should actually check if he died first.

@animeirl @nyx
Yup, come to the dark side- the darkness embraces. It does not lash out at you for yelling into it. The dark side gives you quiet space, the darkness does not judge. The dark side sees you for who you are- more will be revealed when you see less.

Join the dark side, we have cookies.

@Goldfish @linuxgal
But have you read the magazines?

@NachoNachoMan@masto.ai
Same here