LucifarGundam @lucifargundam@social.cleverlibre.org

@meso @phoenix
Our flight forecast includes cloudy atmosphere with raining fire...

And if you look to the right side of the plane, you'll notice our intern gremlin Scotty. Say hi Scotty! Don't worry folks, things are going predicably bad as expected and you'll soon your new destination Hell in just a few agonizing hours!

@Moon @eris
Not of honor, that's for sure.

@shibao @MercurialBlack
My attorney advised me to not tell your lawyer that they have no power here

@lynne @kolya @wolf480pl

If it's a big trip, I take pics/screenshots of maps beforehand.

If it's a small venture, I memorize streets AND distances. Very critical to remember the latter or the former means nothing.
-----------------_-------------------------_-----------------------------------
Fun fact: the last time I depended on Google maps, I lost reception at one point and it responded out loud with "you're on your own now".

Never. Again.

@lamp @kotik
Can someone please explain what in looking at?

@VD15
Sometimes subtle hints are too obvious

@obi
Afaik typical German law requires a lot of transparency. So that checks out.

@icedquinn
Money strikes again

@obi never heard of the tax thing. The rest, however- seems standard for high-profile govt job.

Usually from what I hear, the only tax checks are done on people who are likely to illegally acquire money on the job.

I'm in no such position. The last guy who tried doesn't exist anymore.

#3goodthings
-still employed
-passed another security clearance test
-got professional feedback

@lanodan @epsi
Some people think with their pads

Others think with their stomachs

@eris
Wish granted

@eris @m0th
Almost as silly as someone's inflated ego...

@eris

I don't exist at work for free

@NeilaK20
I avoid it for good reason