One out of @woodpunk book here, DHL delivered my parcel to the wrong house where the woman who lived there was out, left £400 of goods on the doorstep and claimed that it'd been signed for by me.
@magicaltrout Wow! That's getting very close to Evri-level upfuckery. The fact that they didn't run over a dog and set fire to her house is all that's keeping them off the top spot!
@magicaltrout I miss Bazza, our old Hermes/Evri driver. He was great.
The new one: absolute weapons-grade bellend.