CW: Marriage Humor

Is this how it works? I'm testing, because I'm not sure this is how it works.

"Whatcha doin?"
"I'm loving my wife."
"Ew! TMI!"
"No, really! I'm washing the dishes."
"That doesn't sound particularly romantic."
"She's ill. I know she's not feeling her best, and tidying the kitchen is one real way I can tell her how much I love her."
"Aww... that's sweet!"
"Plus I enjoy making lewd small-talk while I..."
"LA-LA-LA I"m outta here!"