Martin Jambon 🌍🌎🌏 @mjambon@social.cleverlibre.org
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French mad scientist dwelling in California
Joined Nov 2022
@RickiTarr I'm French. It's 60% cultural and 60% personal preferences, with some conflict between the two.
Don't read my toots if you're easily offended. My favorite American comedy is Ghost World (2001).
Audio podcast: Threads/Meta/Facebook/BlueSky conversation...
@freeschool @gabriel thanks for sharing.
It's an interesting topic as I only recently realized the brilliance of the free association between Fediverse servers. I imagine that as big servers join in, they'll get blocked if they don't have good moderation. They tend to have low standards when it comes to advertising and spam, so I expect Threads and other for-profit entities to get blocked by servers populated by people like me. Blocking 99% of the populace who loves their ads will feel elitist and lonely but won't be worse than the current state of affairs.
Audio podcast: Threads/Meta/Facebook/BlueSky conversation...
@freeschool @gabriel this works for me!
Audio podcast: Threads/Meta/Facebook/BlueSky conversation...
@freeschool hitting Play changes the Play symbol into the Pause symbol but the timer stays at 0:00 and no sound comes out.
Audio podcast: Threads/Meta/Facebook/BlueSky conversation...
@freeschool @gabriel same behavior. The download button in the bottom-right corner doesn't work either.
Audio podcast: Threads/Meta/Facebook/BlueSky conversation...
@freeschool @gabriel something's broken, I can't play this (tried Chrome and Firefox, desktop Linux editions). I can play other recordings fine (e.g. https://qoto.org/@freeschool/111917865466599020).
@MartinShadok I see you use proper typography. Nice.
@freemo tell me you like blood without telling me you like blood
Martin Jambon 🌍🌎🌏
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Tony Hawk: I'd like to turn myself in for murder.
Cop: Are you Tony Hawk?
Tony Hawk: Yes.
Cop: If you're Tony Hawk where's your skateboard?
Tony Hawk, holding up a blood-soaked skateboard: It dug right into his skull. I am a monster
Cop: You look a little old to be Tony Hawk
@freeschool I was referring to those Mastodon servers that block some servers only because they don't block some other servers. For example, mastodon.art blocks qoto.org under such a pretext (https://mastodon.art/about). It's terrifying.
Jesus incarnates the hypocrisy of highlighting the virtuous aspects of a religion while sweeping the dark practices under the rug.
And Jesus said: "Let's block whole online communities in the name of tolerance. That will teach them m***********s."
@gregeganSF you should ask the machine how confident it is that its answer is correct. It's a popular question in the world of mushroom identification for the table.
@iddux don't read the Wikipedia article about Leonard Nimoy's interpretation of "If I Had a Hammer".
@henkka @lowqualityfacts he meant "factist", of course. It's all a big misunderstanding.
Martin Jambon 🌍🌎🌏
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Kelvin Kiptum died today in a car crash in Kenya, at age 24. He was the world record holder for the marathon in 2:00:35.
<video of a guy who raised a baby bass in increasingly large aquariums>
Commenter: It's time to release Gerald* back into the wild where he belongs!
Me: Why don't you release your kids?
Commenter: I don't have kids.
Me: Good for them!
*his real name was changed to protect his privacy
Réponse de la devinette
Dans une bouteille de Klein !
Une devinette que nous envoie René D.:
J'y pisse donc j'y suis. Où suis-je ?
- Art Website
- https://martinj.art
- https://www.instagram.com/martinjambon/
- Website
- https://mjambon.com
- https://twitter.com/mjambon
French mad scientist dwelling in California
Joined Nov 2022
