i love those videos where someone says "i'm going to let this hornet wasp sting me, this is gonna be so.. it's... OH MY GOD IT BURNS, IT BUUUUUUUURNS" 😁
This is Mur 
@Nikolai_Kingsley @calculsoberic@mstdn.social @stux
I was bitten by grasshoppers
those little buggers are not to be underestimated!
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Actually I was trying to catch it and had pinched it's back with my fingers but then it just rolled it's body in a backwards U shaped and bit me with full force
@Nikolai_Kingsley
What have you been bit by till now?
@calculsoberic@mstdn.social @stux
a dog, several cats and a girlfriend.
@Nikolai_Kingsley
You lost your dick? 
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@mur2501 @calculsoberic @stux
if it was thinking anything, it was probably thinking "this isn't a plant, but if i can eat it, i will LIVE LIKE A KING."