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@surasanji
Is lobster chonky?
@mur2501 Lobster feels this is personal question. Lobster will not answer questions about weight or parasite load.
@surasanji
Do lobster ever fucked other lobster?
@mur2501 In carnal sense? Yes. In contract law sense? Also yes.
@surasanji
Do lobster has lobster babies?
@mur2501 Yes. Lobsters are very pure bloodline and do not stray outside of own species.
@mur2501 However, between you and Lobster, Lobster would date a land Scorpion. So pretty and exotic to Lobster.
@surasanji
Lobster should come to my town.
Lobster will find many scorpions here
@mur2501 Lobster does not travel to land very well. There is too much air and not enough wet. Lobster believes Lobster would be okay in space, though, because there is no air.
@surasanji
My town has 7 big dams and rivers. Lobster shall be very wet. In rainy season Mumbai becomes Venice, lobster can then travel to that big city too.
@mur2501 Lobster wonder where fren stands on Bombay vs Mumbai debate?
@surasanji
Lobster shall call it Mumbai or lobster will get beaten by politicians. Common man has greater problems here then just crying about names.
@mur2501 Lobster is nuclear power. Lobster is not afraid.
@surasanji
Then lobster shall clean the dirty politics here
@mur2501 Lobster knows that Modi is suspiciously like crab.... This is all that Lobster knows about India Politics.
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@surasanji
How come lobster know about Indian politics and stuffs??
@mur2501 Lobster was run for President in 2020. Orange Man CAPTURE Lobster and keep in Lobster Tank in White House. Lobster was able to escape, though, and will take White House in 2024! TWO CLAWS AND THE TRUTH!
