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:blobstop: HALT FEDIZENS :blobcatstop:

Horny is spreading rapibly throughout the Fediverse, Hence the Fedipolice has created various Bonking check points throughout Fediverse in view of stopping and eradicating Horny. :blobcatpolice:

Visit your nearest Bonking centre and get yourself bonked immediately. Help Fediverse get rid of horny :blobcatsuit:

OFFICIAL NOTICE
REPUBLIC OF FEDIVERSE

@Jain
You can register your bonking slot online to not getting into hassles of queues :blobcatsuit:

@mur2501 I have a horny checkpoint set up here at cdrom.tokyo. Horny is removed from the known network timeline.

@emilis @mur2501 True but you can be horny. I don’t mind that. I just don’t want new cdrommers to think this instance is just hentai by looking at the known timeline.

@mur2501
Horny is love, horny is life, horny is daddy's favorite delight, nice and tight, won't put up a fight, make that thrussy burn like just chugged some sprite, in a few minutes they'll be spitting out white.
@mur2501 Don't listen to their propaganda!
Bonk is bad!
Horny are people!
HORNY ARE PEOPLE!!!

@SystemSock
Congratulations!!
You are inducted in our Special Bonking Program where we test new and innovative methods of bonking on our subject :blobcatscience:

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